Exercise Escapee Prints

"Retirement"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"Whatever."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."