Exercise Escapee T-Shirts

"Retirement"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"I didn't say I started jogging, I said blogging."

Easy chair exercise machines

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Elevator/Open Range

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"Whatever."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

What would it take to get you to start running? Frankly, doctor, it would take someone chasing me.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Man to lady regarding 'Resistance Exercises' book: 'No thanks. I've been an expert on resisting to exercise for 20 years.'

Playpen Jailbreak.