Height Comparison Lover Mugs

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Giraffe Haircut

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

I love badminton.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Ascent Attempt.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit