Height-aware T-Shirts

'Worst case of short man syndrome I've ever seen.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Increase Your Height.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

"I fancy tall men."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Man on stilts on cell phone.