Height-aware Friend Gifts

"Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Giraffe Haircut

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Increase Your Height.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'You just grew three inches.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

Hi! -Lo!

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"