Height-aware Friend Mugs

"Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Giraffe Haircut

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Increase Your Height.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"If you're a self made man...why did you made yourself so short?"

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

Hi! -Lo!