Height Awareness Pillows

"Hey, shorty...quit pushing!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Increase Your Height.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'You just grew three inches.'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Man on stilts on cell phone.

'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'