Height-conscious Individuals Prints

'I don't mind being small. I just wish I was perfectly formed.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Increase Your Height.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field