Height Differences Pillows

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

'Why are you people following me?'

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

Man on stilts on a date.

Mount Everest.

'You just grew three inches.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

God has an attack of vertigo

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Goat Romance

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Ascent Attempt.

Reaching the Summit