Height Differences Gifts

Colossalism: The religious belief that tall people exist so short people can walk through crowds.

'Life isn't fair. Just when girls get interesting, they get taller than us.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

'Why are you people following me?'

Mount Everest.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

God has an attack of vertigo

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Goat Romance

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Ascent Attempt.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

Measuring a girl's height.