Heights Gifts

Woman Delivering Lunch to Builder.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

Tall man next to a stilt-walker.

Window washer with springs on his feet.

God has an attack of vertigo

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

It as a terrible moment to develop a fear of heights.

Goat Romance

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Man on stilts on a date.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

Mount Everest.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Ascent Attempt.

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."