Heights Hero Gifts

'I've decided. I don't like it. Can we go back?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

PROBLEM AREAS

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

I love Basketball.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Athletic Darwinism.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Mount Everest.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'I can't dunk.'

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

The coward's way out.

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Ascent Attempt.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."