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'I've decided. I don't like it. Can we go back?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

PROBLEM AREAS

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

I love Basketball.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Athletic Darwinism.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Mount Everest.

'I can't dunk.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Ascent Attempt.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

"Remember, when I called for an appointment, I told you I had this huge fear of falling."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

The coward's way out.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

Jana Pittman

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'