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The coward's way out.

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

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'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

I love Basketball.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Babies who Lunch.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Giant sandwich bags.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tightrope Walker

The stilt walkers union on strike

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Mount Everest.

'Not another charity shop.'

'I can't dunk.'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

"What a rip-off."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'