High-rise Hero Pillows

The coward's way out.

"... No, I never worry about falling, just landing."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

PROBLEM AREAS

I love Basketball.

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

Babies who Lunch.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Giant sandwich bags.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

The stilt walkers union on strike

Tightrope Walker

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Mount Everest.

'Not another charity shop.'

"What a rip-off."

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'I can't dunk.'

"This really is a high-rise. I've never seen the top of an airplane before."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'