High-altitude Hero Pillows

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"Good dog!"

"Hey. . . in use!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Just how tall is this building?'

Mount Everest.

'EEEEHA!'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Climber

Castle in the Clouds

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."