Sky-high Adventurer Pillows

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Good dog!"

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Christmas TV...

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Crop duster wanted.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'