Sky-high Adventurer Pillows

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

"Good dog!"

'I couldn't stand working in an office.'

Man hangs on to the wing of a plane.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Rocket and Witch Race

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Crop duster wanted.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"