High-altitude Explorer Pillows

Castle in the Clouds

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

You Are Here

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The flies have landed.

How am I abducting?

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'