Elevation Explorers Pillows

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Evolution Of Man.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Golf with a difference

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Workaholic on holiday

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'