Earth Explorers Pillows

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

65 Million Years Ago

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

The Evolution Of Man.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

Buck Naked

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."