Space Explorers Pillows

"You're not from around here are you?"

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

The most bizarre life form Gyork had ever encountered.

Alien GPS

"Uh-oh."

'Zeon! How many times do i have to tell you! STOP Earthing the neighbours!'

'Looks like a lovely spot to raise the children.'

Moonbillies.

'It's not you, Jim, I just need my space.'

Field Trip!

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! The odometer is about to roll over another 100,000 light years!"

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!

We're not leaving this spacestation until I found out who blocked the toilets!

Lunar Ticks.

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'Are your ears burning?'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

U space me out.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Take me to your leader. . .

New Years Eve on Mars with avant-garde Putin

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I told you to be careful when flying over the earth because inflation is skyrocketing!"

An astronaut attempting to knock out an alien

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."