Earth Explorers Gifts

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

65 Million Years Ago

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

The Evolution Of Man.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Field Trip!

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Take me to your leader. . .

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Buck Naked

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."