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The Evolution Of Man.

"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"

'Just think about it. . . Australia is home to over 800,000 unique species, but you're still, by far, the absolute lamest.'

Completing the Beast

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'Wait! -- Why don't we just have a BEER bash?'

'Looks almost humanoid.'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

'But, how can we be sure he's not endangered?'

"Yeah, apparently my parents didn't strive hard enough for those upper canopy leaves."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I think we may be related!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"They're so like us."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

65 Million Years Ago

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.