Science Explorers Gifts

Cloning Research

God: 'Man has dominion over fish...beasts...and germs have dominion over man.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"They're so like us."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Evolution Of Man.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."