Elevation Explorers Gifts

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Evolution Of Man.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Golf with a difference

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Workaholic on holiday

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim