Castle in the Clouds
High-altitude Explorer T-Shirts
Bring their passion for elevation to their wardrobe with t-shirts that showcase their high-altitude explorer spirit—comfortable, witty, and adventurous.
As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
You Are Here
Outer Space Outsourcing
Alien David statue
"Look what I found, dad!"
"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"
'But what is the universe for?'
"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."
The interested bystanders.
Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.
How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .
'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'
God Sneezes Out Creation
Alien Snowmen
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'
"Would you relax? They never look up."
An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'
The flies have landed.
The First Martian Dog.
'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'
'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'
October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."
'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'
High-altitude Explorer T-Shirts Collection
High-altitude Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for high-altitude explorers—perfect for mornings before their next ascent or unwinding after an epic climb.
High-altitude Explorer Pillows
Find pillows inspired by mountain peaks and high-altitude adventures—bring a touch of elevation to your home decor.
High-altitude Explorer Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate the thrill of exploring high elevations—ideal for adventurers’ homes and offices.