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"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

Crop duster wanted.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'