Mountain Adventurers T-Shirts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Guess who I ran into today?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

"We're sure-footed, but that's just showing off!"

'The first step in the meaning of life is cash only...'

'Brandy! Thank goodness. For a minute there, I thought you'd brought me milk and cookies.'

'Unlike me, seek financial peace first, before inner peace.'

'Wouldn't you know it? - We climb all the way up here to ask this guy the meaning of life, and he's DEAD!'

'I told you not to keep feeding him tit-bits at base camp !'

'It's freezing up here - I'm half naked - and you want MY advice?'

"Why do we need six letters to spell 'Wordle'?"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Not that net!'

You Are Here

Skiing.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Oh, crap.'

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Snowmobull

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'