Mountain Adventure Enthusiast T-Shirts

Answers to life's questions revealed by the media...

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Happy Hour

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Snowman of the Apes

Skiing

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.