Mountain Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

First aid in mountains

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Snowmobull

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Skiing

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."