Mountaineering Adventurer Gifts

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Skiing.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

Fly Fishing

Surf Casting

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'