Mountain Adventures Gifts

Golfer on Ski Lift.

"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."

Skiing Race

Snowmobull

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

I love snowboarding!

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

Skiing.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Echo Tourism'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"