High Altitude Adventures Gifts

Castle in the Clouds

Snowmobull

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Space Pioneer

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Good dog!"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Just how tall is this building?'

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'EEEEHA!'

"Flying is my life."

No U Turn.