High-altitude Enthusiast Gifts

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'Just how tall is this building?'

Welcome to Everest - Highest Mountain in the World!

Pilot with champagne.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Flight simulator'

Skiing

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Recalculating

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Good dog!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Danger Signs.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"