Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.
High-altitude Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the high-altitude enthusiast in your life? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products that capture the spirit of adventure and the love for the sky. Perfect for those who dream of soaring above the clouds or conquering mountain peaks, our items add a humorous touch to their passion and inspire their next adventure.
'Just how tall is this building?'
Welcome to Everest - Highest Mountain in the World!
Pilot with champagne.
They've been inseparable since the avalanche.
'Flight simulator'
Skiing
Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.
“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”
'GESUNDHEIT!!'
Recalculating
'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'
"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"
"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."
"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"
'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'
'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'
"Well, it gets lonely up here!"
"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."
'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'
"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."
'So what if we don't have running water?!'
"You are Here" sign on mountain.
'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'
"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."
"Good dog!"
"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."
"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."
Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017
Climbing with a mountain goat.
"Everest summit 1 km merge left"
"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."
Weltanschauung (worldview).
"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"
"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"
High-altitude Enthusiast Gifts Collection
High-altitude Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of high-altitude enthusiast mugs and find a perfect gift that lifts their mornings.
High-altitude Enthusiast Pillows
Add a touch of mountain-inspired coziness with pillows designed for high-altitude seekers and dreamers alike.
High-altitude Enthusiast Prints
Browse our high-altitude prints and bring the majesty of mountain scenery and skyward aspirations into your home.
High-altitude Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover our range of high-altitude enthusiast t-shirts—great for adventurers who love to wear their love for the sky on their sleeves.