High-altitude Junkie Gifts

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Off to see the world

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Skier flying past mountains

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Mount Everest.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

"Good dog!"

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Food sign on the mountain.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Man falling off cliff sees sign reading 'You are here but not for long'.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.