High-altitude Junkie Gifts

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Off to see the world

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Skier flying past mountains

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

Mount Everest.

"I made it from a lost space probe."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Cannibal: AHHHhh, SEASONED travellers! My FAVOURITE meal!

"Go back to the space station. I forgot my phone."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"Good dog!"

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Food sign on the mountain.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Man falling off cliff sees sign reading 'You are here but not for long'.

'This side's safety bar is broken. But hanging on with your cotton-candy coated fingers should hold you through the loop-de-loop.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'