Alpine Adrenaline Junkie Gifts

Skier flying past mountains

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

Rock Climber

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Extreme Bungy

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Surfing koala.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

YOLO vs YODO

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Off to see the world

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Skate or die."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.