Adrenaline Junkies Gifts

Exit sky-diving team - Senior citizens jumping out of plane with no parachutes.

"Spoiler alert!"

'What went particularly well?'

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

'Reckless youth'

'Geronimoooo!'

"Hi, its me, I'm on the track"

Man Climbing Out of Long Chimney to Hold the Hand of Parachutist

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'John was passionate about extreme sports...' (A coffin on a bungee rope plummets towards an open grave)

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

Sign on mountain - Pick Your Own Route

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

Highwire Texting

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'The following have fees outstanding...'

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Skate or die."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Sign on a door of the Big Hill Mountain Climbers Club Knot In.

Parachutist in plane with ticket machine.

'Mom never pops a wheelie.'

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I think he would have been pleased to know that I got his entire record breaking bungee jump on video.'

Meh, I've been on higher.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).