Adrenaline Addict Gifts

"Life's too short to not do something that has a high likelihood of shortening your life!"

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'

'Remind me - what's my motivation'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

The rocket powered skiier

Extreme Bungy

Surfing koala.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

YOLO vs YODO

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'