Adrenaline Aficionado Gifts

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

The Day Trader

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"If at first you don't succeed..."

"YEEE-HAAA!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The rocket powered skiier

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Rock Climber

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."