Adrenaline Adventurer Gifts

A mountain climbing problem.

'The tornado did no damage downtown, but 5 storm chasers collided out on Route 54.'

Skiers

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

"Oops, I think I've worn my laptop bag."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

'Let's go! Move it, move it! Finish race!...Man, I hate looky-loos.'

' I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this...I'm just too chicken.'

'He loves budgie jumping!'

"Happy Wedding Day."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The Day Trader

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Fight or flight?"

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

Beer

Drones/Shops/Car Park/Cathedral

Arcarde Patrol

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."