Ar Adventurer Gifts

"You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Football

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"