Ai Adventurer Gifts

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I have millions of answers...how about a few questions.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"My chat bot doesn't understand me."

"Bad news, Chief. All our self-driving cars escaped during the night."

"We're looking for someone who can make phone calls 24/7, but also has to sound like a human."

'Your USB port is open.'

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

"Making virtual assistants more human was a mistake. Mine is lazy and is always late."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

How's my self-driving?

Robots programmed to mimic humans. Who's that? Oh, we just keep him around to blame things on.

"The 3D printers are reproducing!"

"Do you want me to solve it using real or artificial intelligence?"

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"My smart car must sense we're out of shape. Why else would it drop us off here and tell us to walk?"

"No need to be alarmed. It's just the new head of programmatic advertising."

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

J. D. Winston - The Myth, The Man, Replaced by an App.

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

Mountain Man with computer backup.

A businessman suffering from data overload.

Robot dog chases postman.

Phone notifications which creep you out.

"It's not what you know, it's who you know."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"AI tsumoney"

What does the world need most this time of year, minion? Make no sudden movements. It needs to not feel guilty about all the broken New Year's resolutions. I'm not following you. I've created and artificial intelligence program that combs everything posted by or about you on social media ... and then decides your New Year's resolution for you. For instance, yours is to ask out Mbege Anyango from Cameroon. The A.I. was determined she's your soul mate. I've ... I mean the A.I. ... has taken the li