Aid Adventurer Gifts

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Halo Frisbee.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates