Aid Adventurer Mugs

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Otto the SmartyCar!

Halo Frisbee.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

The IRS emptied my pouch.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

2pm meet your Creator