Anonymous Adventurer Mugs

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Desert Planet

Napoleon marches off alone

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Desert Island Raking

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'You are on a sickie you skiving little...'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

You are here...

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'It's the Titanic, afterwards.'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

I'm not avoiding you!