Lonely Adventurer Mugs

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

Desert Planet

Club Antisocial

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

Napoleon marches off alone

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"All of my friends are imaginary."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Castaway with a tennis court.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

You are here...

Introvert Career Faire.

Footprints on Island.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

The Loneliest Job in the World

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."