Isolated Adventurer Mugs

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Desert Planet

"I had half a date last weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

Desert Island Raking

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Actually, I don't know anybody here. I was just passing the house when I heard all the fun."

Driverless Car

Castaway with a tennis court.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

As the plane faded into the distance, John began to second guess his decision to live off his catch for the next 2 weeks.

Flying Doctor and the Second Opinion

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Two People on Deserted Islands.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."