Isolation Adventurer Mugs

'Every day Rutherford searched the horizon for a caption.'

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fall on a desert island

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I had half a date last weekend."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Desert Island Raking

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Mind Island

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness