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'Every day Rutherford searched the horizon for a caption.'

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Cellphone Islands

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fall on a desert island

"Yes, I'm alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Napoleon marches off alone

A man with a rake on a desert island

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Desert Planet

"I'm fine going all zoom."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert Island Raking

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Mind Island

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."