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Napoleon marches off alone

'I find I'm talking to myself a lot these days.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I had half a date last weekend."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Desert Island Raking

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'How's that solo career working out for you?'